Personality Test — scarybadtoys

2. Your cousin Josh comes over, what do you do?

Snuggle up with him and get some good sleep.
Feed him cookies
Tickles him until he bursts
Lock him in the basement and when mom asks where he went just tell her he went home

4. How are you dealing with him?

Pull his eyes out
Boil him in rude crude oil
Flash freeze him in an instant!
Free him because its wrong and illegal

7. Where are you headed?

Milky guys galaxy
Planet Squidward because its the best place to be
Planet Earth - home
Bruh universe

8. Which animal would you be if you were an animal?

Dogs — because I’m loyal to family.
Dogs — because I fight to the death.
Dogs — because I eat chickenbone dinner from tin trash cans.
Dogs — because my sense of adventure knows no bounds.

10. Aliens land on the planet, what do you do?

Crack their heads open
Feed them milk until they have seizures
Who is to say we are not the aliens?
Ask them to fly you to their home planet

12. CHOOSE YOUR BUG

Crested Pinebeetle: An amazing bug with the cutest squeals when you tickle its sides.
Assblast Stinkassbug: Emits a foul odor when you tickle its sides. Totally fucking immature.
Cousin Killing Mantis: The very bug that took your cousins life that fateful August evening.
Flying Frightbug: A bug with a tendency to fly into eyes because it thinks theyre big fruits.

14. Which house are you living inside of?

A giant carrot with a small room carved out inside.
I live inside an old satellite dish.
I’m chained up below the surface of the earth.
I live in a sandcastle.

16. The Doctor will now see you.

Bubbles begin to form under your skin and you turn bright pink. The patients begin tearing you apart and chewing on you and blowing bubbles.
He swaps our blood and claims its for “a good cause”
He gives you breast reduction surgery but he reduces your breasts so much they become concave. Birds fly in with twigs and build nests in your new chest holes.
Beg and plead for the doctors office lollipop

18. Your cousin Josh comes over, what do you do?

Snuggle up with him and get some good sleep.
Feed him cookies
Tickles him until he bursts
Lock him in the basement and when mom asks where he went just tell her he went home

20. What animal is this fossil?

That is a smudge on my screen.
That is a big horse
That is an ancient depiction of my dad
I wrestle with that thing daily but suddenly you’re interested in it

Personality Quiz

1. What did you have for breakfast?

2. Your cousin Josh comes over, what do you do?

3. You find a $100 dollar bill on the ground, what do you do?

4. How are you dealing with him?

5. Which video game are you playing?

6. Where do you work?

7. Where are you headed?

8. Which animal would you be if you were an animal?

9. Which technology are you patenting?

10. Aliens land on the planet, what do you do?

11. Which video are you watching?

12. CHOOSE YOUR BUG

13. Who is your favorite hero?

14. Which house are you living inside of?

15. If you were in ancient times, what would your role be?

16. The Doctor will now see you.

17. Which console are you bringing to the quad?

18. Your cousin Josh comes over, what do you do?

19. If you were in ancient times, what would your role be?

20. What animal is this fossil?